Crusty Cobbler
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Crusty Cobbler is a takeout spot on Botchergate serving burgers, pies, and fried chicken. The steak pie and chips are noted for their value, while the chicken nuggets and spicy wings have regular mentions. Hot dogs and donner pizzas also appear on the menu. Delivery is available.
Customer Reviews
I don’t usually write reviews, but my visit to Crusty Cobbler was so vile, I feel morally obligated to warn others. First off, the food was barely cooked—I ordered a donner pizza and it came out cold in the middle, practically frozen. But the worst part? There was a long black hair baked INTO the crust. Not sitting on top—baked in. Like it was part of the recipe. I nearly gagged. When I pointed it out, the manager looked annoyed and offered me a free drink—as if a warm can of cola could make me forget I just chewed someone’s hair. The place smelled like a mix of old fryer oil and mop water. And don't get me started on the hygiene—tables sticky, flies buzzing around the counter, and someone behind the till kept coughing into their hands without washing them. Honestly, I wouldn’t feed this food to my dog. The name Crusty Cobbler is unfortunately accurate—crusty, cobbled-together filth. Stay far, far away. Unless you're into raw meat, surprise hair, and gastrointestinal roulette.
Do not be fooled by the prices. The steak pie & chips were absolutely delicious and tremendous value for money.The contents of the pie was one of the best and tasiest I've had in a long time. If you're looking for something quick and tasty that offers value for money with friendly service then look no further.Updated Never disappoints and great service by the lady
Missed my burger and the “chicken tenders” wouldn’t fill up a fly if it was starved
