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About
A small café in Keswick serving breakfast and lunch with gluten-free options. The menu includes dishes like Himalayas chickpea curry, pesto burgers, and smoked harissa ciabatta, alongside sweet options such as French toast, coffee and walnut cake, and warm brownies. Drinks include hazelnut lattes, flat whites, and beetroot lattes. The kitchen prepares baked goods in-house.
Customer Reviews
Me and my boyfriend popped in for coffee and it was amazing!! I had a delicious hazelnut latte (that actually tasted of hazelnut 🙈as many i have tried just taste sweet). The atmosphere was lovely and staff super kind and welcoming. If you get the chance definitely stop by.
Polite and friendly staff, clean premises, and quick service. I had the Himalayas chickpea curry and it was lovely—flavourful and satisfying. A friends had pesto burger which was reported as being tasty. The flat white coffees were served in a tumblee style glass, which isn’t really my preference, especially if it were a colder day, but it was warm enough on this occasion. All in all, a pleasant visit and I’m happy to recommend. Thanks.
one of the best brownies and coffee walnut cake i have had for really long time, the lady of the shop cooks them and brownie came warm… what a lovely cafe with heating outside in such a nice rainy day